Don’t Try This at Home

In reality I’m just a guy with nearly an acre of dirt, a nice little mid-century ranch house and a near-perfect climate. But in my mind I’m a landscaper survivalist craftsman chef naturalist with a barbeque the size of a VW and my own cable TV show.

Knowing that, it’s probably no surprise that my place isn’t just a home, it’s also an ever-changing DIY combination of homestead, research lab, botanical garden and amusement park with an occasional twist of wildlife refuge and day spa. Some of the projects turn out pretty good, others, well… they end up offering the opportunity to try something different. Either way, I’m having the time of my life doing it and want to share with others like me who see “don’t try this at home” and take it as a challenge instead of a warning.

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