Serial Catnip Crusher Suspect
BREAKING NEWS: There’s been a breakthrough in the serial catnip crushings that have been occurring lately.
Be on the lookout for this suspicious character. He’s a “fur person of interest” for local authorities.
About the Author
Sage Osterfeld
I’m just a guy with nearly an acre of dirt, a nice little mid-century ranch house and a near-perfect climate. But in my mind I’m a landscaper survivalist craftsman chef naturalist with a barbeque the size of a VW and my own cable TV show. I like to write about the stuff I build, grow and see here at Sage's Acre.