Okay, it’s not technically a “battle”, but if you substitute old zucchini for pizza, ducklings for children, and chickens for weird strangers, this video could be 20 seconds in any Chuck E Cheez (or equivalent) in the world.

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Sage Osterfeld
I’m just a guy with nearly an acre of dirt, a nice little mid-century ranch house and a near-perfect climate. But in my mind I’m a landscaper survivalist craftsman chef naturalist with a barbeque the size of a VW and my own cable TV show. I like to write about the stuff I build, grow and see here at Sage's Acre.