Watermelon Crime

By Published On: September 1st, 20200.3 min readCategories: Photos

Last night someone broke into the vegetable garden and left the water on in the bed where the watermelons grow. This afternoon several of the watermelons burst.

National Chicken Investigative Service (NCIS) was alerted to the crime and has taken over the investigation. Here is the NCIS forensics team inspecting one of the victims. Because there was water involved, local ducks are poultry of interest.

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